just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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