Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
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You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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