this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
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Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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