so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
