what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
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That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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