Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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