So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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