Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
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Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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