just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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