I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Is it penis luge time yet?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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