i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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