I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
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you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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