That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
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I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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