I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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