I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
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She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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