marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
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He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
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She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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