it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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