His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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