We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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