Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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