is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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