i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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