Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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