This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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