Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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