Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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