So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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