We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
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nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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