I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I just want to make out with him forever
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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