i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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