I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
so let's talk penis.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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