I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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