i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Randomize
