Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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