I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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