I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
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Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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