Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
sarcasm needs its own font
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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