is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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