why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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