i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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