Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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