I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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