question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
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They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen