My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
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He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
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we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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