They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Bring me that man meat
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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