Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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