Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
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trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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