As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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