You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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