But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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