Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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