I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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