Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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