is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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