god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
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I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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