I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
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I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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