I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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